Yolanda Adams on Jimmy Fallon

While watching Yolanda Adams sing about Jesus on Jimmy Fallon...

N: How many more reasons do we need to love Jimmy Fallon?

C: None.  I need none.  I didn't even need this one....but I'll take it.

Taco Tuesday

N: I bet we could find a cheap place to get tacos on Tuesdays.

C: How healthy is that, though? Isn't the meat greasy?

N: Well, you could get tacos without meat.

C: What does that look like?

N: They have chicken tacos. You could do that instead of beef.

C: Ummm... Chicken is meat...

A brown recluse spider?

N: (Shrill scream from upstairs.) C! C! There's a spider in my bed!

What followed was N with her phone flashlight and C moving furniture around to kill the spider that was less than a half inch, legs included... Said spider is now no longer a resident of The Boarding House.

Paint prep

C: All I did was tap your cheeks with the paint can.

N: I feel violated.

Because...poop...

N: Why is that funny? I talk about poop with you sometimes.

Little annoyances.

N: Are you done?  Could you stop shaking your ankle like that? It's annoying.

C: You can't talk. You just smurfed Amazing Grace during an episode of The Office.

Discovering Bourbonnais

Off the beaten path...

Breaking our records for distance and pace.